A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

Garrison Keillor
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A bikini is an object of beauty and a symbol of freedom. However, it is loaded and makes you think about all the ways you can use it to shoot someone. If you're not careful, the bikini can end up owning you for life.

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